Everything In Moderation...Including Moderation

mothaphuckindarby:

LOVE THIS SHIT

Lawl.

I have… Essentially… Nothing to write about.. Other than stating the reasons why I shouldnt have a blog…I see now why half of the people on tumblr are just reblogging.

If I die snowboarding.. I want people to know that i died happy.
Sums up exactly what im going to be doing all winter.

Sums up exactly what im going to be doing all winter.

You dont need me to have me.
Why tip someone for a job I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

Skating With Your Hands… Creative.

Quite possibly the steeziest trick ever attempted.

iPod Touch 5th Generation.

iPod Touch 5th Generation.